Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here… uh… txt zodiac signs, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain as day, you hear?
So, they say when you’re born, the stars and whatnot, they line up a certain way. And that tells you something about who you are, like if you’re gonna be stubborn as a mule or easy-going like a lazy dog. They call these things “signs,” you know, like a signpost on the road.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell there’s twelve of these signs. Let’s see if I can remember some. There’s that ram one, Aries, they say. Folks born under that sign, they’re supposed to be headstrong, always chargin’ forward like a bull in a china shop. Then there’s Taurus, the bull. Steady as they go, those folks. Like to take their time, ain’t in no hurry.
And then, what comes next? Oh yeah, Gemini. The twins, they call ’em. Two-faced? Maybe a little. But mostly, they just got a lot going on in their heads, always thinkin’ and talkin’. Then there’s Cancer, the crab. Sensitive little things, they are. Like to stay close to home and family.
- Aries: Like a firecracker, always goin’ off.
- Taurus: Slow and steady, like a turtle.
- Gemini: Chatty as a magpie, always got somethin’ to say.
- Cancer: Soft-hearted, like a mama bear with her cubs.
After Cancer, we got Leo, the lion. Proud as peacocks, those Leos. Love to be the center of attention, like a rooster crowin’ on a fence post. Then comes Virgo. Pickier than a hen peckin’ at corn, they are. Always tryin’ to make things perfect. And you have Libra after that, always trying to be fair and wanting everything to be nice and balanced, like a scale.
And then we’re gettin’ towards the end, see? Scorpio, they’re mysterious, like a cat at midnight. You never quite know what they’re thinkin’. Sagittarius, they’re the wanderers, always lookin’ for somethin’ new, like a dog chasing its tail. They like adventures and learning new things. They say some famous people are Sagittarius, smart folks.
Then we got Capricorn, they’re hardworking, like a farmer in the fields. Always plannin’ for the future. After that is Aquarius, they’re the oddballs, the ones who march to their own drum, like a goose flying south in the summer. And finally, Pisces, the fish. Dreamy and sensitive, like a willow tree in the wind.
So, that’s the twelve signs, see? And they say each one has its own way of doin’ things, even when it comes to sendin’ them… uh… “text messages.” You know, those little words you send on them phone contraptions. Like, a fire sign like Aries, they might send short, quick messages, gettin’ right to the point. An earth sign like Taurus, they might take their time crafting a thoughtful message. And a water sign like Cancer, they might pour their heart out in a long, emotional text.
Now, I don’t know if all this is true, mind you. Seems like a whole lotta hooey to me. But people like to believe in somethin’, I guess. Makes ’em feel like they got a handle on things, like they know what’s comin’ down the pike.
And from what I heard, people born in the year 2000, they’re the year of the Dragon in the Chinese thing. The Dragon, huh? Sounds powerful. They say these Dragon folks are strong-minded, got a lot of energy. Guess that makes sense, young folks always got a fire in their bellies.
But here’s what I think. It don’t matter what the stars say or what year you were born. What really matters is how you treat people. Be kind, be honest, work hard, and you’ll do alright in this world. That’s all there is to it.
So, you can read all about these here txt zodiac signs if you want. But don’t let it rule your life. You’re the one who makes your own choices, not some stars or a Chinese Dragon. You hear me?
And one last thing, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on them fortune tellers and such. They’ll just fill your head with a bunch of nonsense and empty your pockets. Use your common sense, that’s the best guide you got.