Alright, alright, let’s talk about this aura asteroid astrology thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make it plain as day, you know, like how we talk in the village.
First off, they got these things called asteroids. Now, I ain’t no scientist, but from what I gather, they’re like little rocks floatin’ around up there in the sky. And these smarty-pants astrologers, they think these rocks can tell us somethin’ about ourselves. Crazy, right? But hey, I’m willin’ to listen.
One of these rocks is called Aura. They say it shows what kind of energy you’re puttin’ out into the world, you know, like your vibe. Like, are you a happy-go-lucky kinda person, or are you always grumpy like old man Johnson down the road? Your Aura, they say, can tell you that. It’s like, what you’re showin’ on the outside, even if you’re feelin’ somethin’ different on the inside. Like when you put on a brave face, even though you’re scared silly.
- Aura: This one’s about your energy, what you’re puttin’ out there for the world to see. It changes too, they say, dependin’ on what’s goin’ on in your life. Like when you win the lottery, your aura’s probably gonna be all bright and shiny, you know? But if your chickens die and your crops fail, it might be a bit dim.
- Spirit: Now this one, this Spirit asteroid, it’s about the deep stuff, the stuff you can’t see. It’s about your soul, they say, and how old it is. And what kinda gifts you were born with. Like, some folks are just born lucky, ain’t they? Maybe that’s their Spirit asteroid workin’.
- Psyche: This one’s got a funny name, sounds like “psychic” don’t it? It’s about your mind and your soul, what you’re thinkin’ and feelin’ deep down. It can tell you what you need to be happy, what makes you tick. Like, some folks need a lot of love, some folks need a lot of space. Psyche, she knows all about it.
- Karma Asteroids: Moirai, Psyche, Eros, and them others. They’re like the judges up there, seein’ if you’ve been naughty or nice. They can tell you about your past lives, who you were and what you did. And they can tell you about your relationships, who you’re meant to be with, and who you should stay away from. It’s like fate, you know? What’s meant to be, will be. Kinda scary if you think about it too much.
Now, how do you figure out where all these asteroids are in your chart? Well, you gotta go to some website, Astro somethin’-or-other, they say. And you gotta put in your birthday and all that. Then you gotta scroll down, way down, and find the asteroid names. It’s a whole rigmarole, if you ask me. But if you’re curious, I guess it’s worth a try.
They also talk about some other asteroids, like Fortuna. That one’s about luck, they say, whether you’re gonna have good days or bad days. Like spinnin’ a wheel, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. That’s life, ain’t it?
And there’s more, lots more. Seems like there’s an asteroid for everything these days. Love, money, health, you name it. They even got asteroids for your dreams! Can you believe that? They say your dreams can tell you a lot about yourself, about your past lives and all that. And if you’re a light sleeper, always wakin’ up in the middle of the night, well, maybe that’s your asteroids talkin’ to you.
So, what’s the point of all this? Well, I guess it’s about understandin’ yourself better. Knowin’ your strengths and weaknesses. And maybe, just maybe, makin’ better choices in life. Like, if you know your Aura is lookin’ a bit dim, maybe you need to do somethin’ to brighten it up. Take a walk in the sunshine, spend time with your loved ones, eat a good meal. Simple things, really.
And if you know your Karma asteroids are pointin’ to a difficult relationship, maybe you need to think twice before jumpin’ into it. Or maybe you need to work harder to make it work. It’s all about choices, see? Astrology don’t tell you what to do, it just gives you a heads-up. Like a weather report, it tells you what kinda storm is comin’, but it’s up to you to decide whether to stay inside or go out and dance in the rain.
So, there you have it. Aura asteroid astrology, as plain as I can make it. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t exactly simple neither. It’s like lookin’ at the stars, you know? You can see ’em twinklin’ up there, but you don’t really know what they are or what they mean. But maybe, just maybe, if you look close enough, and you listen hard enough, they can tell you a little somethin’ about yourself. And that, I reckon, is worth somethin’. Don’t you think?
Anyways, that’s enough of that fancy talk. Time to go feed the chickens.