Alright, let’s yak about them… whatchamacallits… zodiac thingies, yeah, in that Manipuri way, whatever that is. Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I heard from them city folks and the telly.
What are these Zodiac Signs Anyways?
So, they say there’s these… star signs, or somethin’. Like, when you’re born, there’s a special animal or somethin’ up in the sky watchin’ over ya. They call ’em zodiac signs. Fancy, huh? Like Aries, Taurus, Gemini… Lord, so many I can’t even remember ’em all. They say these signs tell ya ’bout your… uh… personality, and who you should be hitched up with, and all that jazz.
- Aries (March 21 – April 19): Them Aries folks, they say they’re real bold, like a rooster in the henhouse. Always wanna be the boss, you know? Leaders, they call ’em.
- Taurus (April 20 – May 20): These Taurus fellas, they’re like stubborn bulls. But they’re also steady, like a good ol’ plow horse. You can count on ’em, they say.
- Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Now, Geminis, they’re like two peas in a pod, always changin’ their minds. Chatty as a magpie, they are. Good talkers, but hard to pin down.
- Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Cancer folks, they’re homebodies, like a hen with her chicks. Love their family and all that mushy stuff. Real softies, they are.
- Leo (July 23 – August 22): Leos, they’re like lions, always wantin’ to be the center of attention. Big hearts, though, and generous to a fault. Like to show off, but mostly harmless.
- Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Virgos, they’re picky as a hen peckin’ at corn. Always wantin’ things just so. But they’re smart and helpful, so can’t complain too much.
- Libra (September 23 – October 22): Libras, they’re all about bein’ fair and peaceful, like a dove. They hate fightin’ and want everyone to get along. Good folks, but sometimes can’t make up their minds.
- Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Scorpios, they’re deep waters, you know? Hard to figure out. Mysterious, like the night sky. Passionate, they say, but can be a bit stingy sometimes.
- Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Sagittarius folks, they’re like wild horses, always roamin’ and lookin’ for adventure. Can’t sit still for a minute. Fun to be around, but hard to keep up with.
- Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Capricorns, they’re serious as a judge, always workin’ hard. Ambitious, they call it. Want to climb to the top, like a goat climbin’ a mountain.
- Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarius people, they’re a bit… different. Like to think outside the box, they say. Independent and quirky, like a cat that does what it wants.
- Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Pisces, they’re dreamers, like fish swimmin’ in the clouds. Sensitive and artistic. Kind souls, but sometimes gotta watch out ‘cause they’re too trustin’.
Who’s Good for Who? This Lovey-Dovey Stuff
Now, them city folks, they go on and on about which signs go together like rice and curry. Said somethin’ ‘bout some signs bein’ good for lovin’ and all. They say some signs are just made for each other. Like, Libra folks, they’re good at smoothin’ things over, so they get along with lots of folks. Pisces, they just know things, ya know? Like they can read your mind. They’re good for lovin’ too. Cancer folks, they’re loyal, like a good dog. Stick by ya through thick and thin. And Taurus, they’re steady, like a rock. You can always count on ‘em. Leo, well, they just shower ya with love and excitement, like a big ol’ bonfire on a cold night. They say them signs make for good, long-lasting… whatchamacallit… relationships.
Then they talk about some matches bein’ better than others. Said somethin’ ‘bout Aries and Leo bein’ a good match, like fire and fire, I guess. And Taurus and Cancer, they get along good too, steady and comfortable like an old pair of shoes. Gemini and Aquarius, they’re both kinda… out there, so they understand each other, I reckon. And Cancer, they like them mysterious Scorpio types. Goes to show, there’s someone for everyone, even if they’re a bit prickly.
Manipuri Style, You Know?
Now, I don’t know if all this star sign stuff is true. Us village folks, we just look at a person’s actions, not their birthday. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Like, if you’re a stubborn Taurus, maybe you need a calm Cancer to balance you out. Or if you’re a dreamy Pisces, you need a strong Capricorn to keep you grounded. But in the end, it all comes down to bein’ good to each other, no matter what the stars say. That’s the Manipuri way, you know? Respect and kindness, that’s what matters.
So, there ya have it. A whole bunch of hooey ‘bout zodiac signs, in plain English… well, plain somethin’ anyway. Take it with a grain of salt, like I do. Life’s too short to worry about whether the stars are lined up right. Just be a good person, and you’ll be alright. That’s what this old woman thinks anyway.