Alright, let’s talk about this Saturn-Sun thing in that past life astrology, whatever they call it, syna-stry? Sounds fancy, but it’s just folks’ stars messin’ with each other, right? Like when your neighbor’s chickens keep gettin’ into your garden, only it’s planets instead of chickens. And it ain’t this life, it’s about the past life. Don’t ask me how they know, them astrologers are a different breed, I tell ya.
So, first off, they talk about the Sun. That’s like, the big ol’ fire in the sky, the one that makes everything grow. It’s your, you know, your self, the part of you that wants to shine bright like a new penny. But then comes Saturn, old Mr. Grumpy pants of the planets. Saturn is all about rules and limits and hard work. He’s the one tellin’ you to eat your vegetables and go to bed early. Not much fun, that Saturn.
- Sun conjunct Saturn: Now, when these two get together, it’s like a tug-of-war. The Sun wants to play, Saturn says, “Hold your horses, there’s work to be done!” In a past life, maybe you two were tied together somehow, like business partners or somethin’. One was always pushin’, the other one was always holdin’ back. Could be a bit of a headache, you know?
- Sun sextile Saturn: This one’s a bit nicer. Like, Saturn’s still there, but he’s not bein’ such a pain. Maybe in a past life, you helped each other out. Sun brought the ideas, Saturn made sure they actually happened. Like, one person wants to build a chicken coop, and the other person knows how to hammer the nails without hittin’ their thumb.
- Sun square Saturn: Ah, here comes the trouble. Squares are like… well, like when you try to put a round peg in a square hole. It just don’t fit. Sun’s tryin’ to shine, Saturn’s throwin’ shade. Maybe in a past life, you two just rubbed each other the wrong way. Always bickerin’, always disagreein’. Like an old married couple, but without the love, you know? Maybe one person was always late for dinner and the other person had to eat cold taters.
- Sun trine Saturn: Now this is smooth sailing. Trines are like, the planets are holdin’ hands and singin’ Kumbaya. Sun and Saturn are workin’ together, like a well-oiled machine. Past life? Probably built somethin’ great together. Maybe they built a whole darn town, or just a really good fence, I don’t know. But it was somethin’ good, somethin’ that lasted.
- Sun opposition Saturn: This is like looking in a mirror, but instead of seein’ yourself, you see the opposite. Sun is all, “Let’s go!” Saturn’s all, “Let’s not.” Past life, maybe you two were on different sides of somethin’. Like, one was the boss, the other was the worker. Or one was the town gossip, and the other was the quiet type who just wanted to be left alone. Always pullin’ in different directions.
They say if this Sun and Saturn thing keeps showin’ up in your charts, or if it’s tied to them houses, the 4th, 8th, or 12th, or that South Node thingy, it means you two have been knockin’ around together for a long time. Lots of past lives, lots of baggage. The 4th house is about home and family, so maybe you were family in a past life. The 8th house is all about secrets and shared stuff, maybe you shared a big secret or owed each other money. The 12th house is kinda spooky, it’s about hidden things and past lives, so that’s a big ol’ “you’ve been here before” sign. And that South Node? That’s like your baggage claim from past lives, all the stuff you’re still carryin’ around.
When the Sun and Saturn are all tangled up, it feels heavy, like you’re carryin’ a sack of potatoes on your back. It can feel like fate, like you were meant to meet this person, even if it ain’t always easy. You feel like you know them, even if you just met. Like, you look at ’em and you just know they’re gonna leave the milk out on the counter, even though they haven’t done it yet. It’s a strange feelin’, like you’re pickin’ up where you left off, even if you don’t remember where that was. Some folks call it karmic, I just call it complicated.
So, what does it all mean? Well, it means you and this other person, you got history. Good, bad, or somewhere in between. It ain’t always gonna be sunshine and roses, especially if that Saturn is throwin’ its weight around. But if you can figure out what the heck you were doin’ in that past life, maybe you can make things a little easier in this one. Or maybe you’ll just keep bickerin’ about who left the milk out, who knows? Astrology, it’s a funny thing, it gives you some clues, but you still gotta figure out the puzzle yourself. And remember, even if your stars are tangled up like a ball of yarn, you always got a choice. You can choose to keep pullin’ at the knots, or you can choose to cut the yarn and start fresh. It ain’t easy, but sometimes it’s the best thing you can do.
And that’s all I gotta say about that Saturn and Sun mess. If you ask me, it’s all a bit too complicated. Just try to be nice to folks, that’s what I say. Doesn’t matter if you knew ‘em in a past life or not.
